Fuji TV interviews people living in extremely tiny apartments in Tokyo, investigating the reason why Matsumoto-san lives in an incredibly cheap apartment in Adachi Ward that costs only 63,000 yen despite being built within 10 years, close to the station, and having an auto-lock system!
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しらべてみたら
駅チカで6万円台⁉激安物件
「テレビ置けない」3畳の生活
松本(仮)20代
てろっぷ: しらべてみたら
えきちかでろくまんえんだい⁉げきやすぶっけん
「てれびおけない」さんじょうのせいかつ
まつもとさん(かり)にじゅうだい
Teroppu: Shirabete mitara
Ekichika de roku-man-en dai!? Gekiyasu bukken
“Terebi okenai” San-jō no seikatsu
Matsumoto-san (kari) Nijū-dai
Telop: Let’s investigate!
In the 60,000-yen range near a station?! A super-cheap apartment
“Can’t fit a TV” Living in a 3-tatami room
Matsumoto-san (pseudonym), 20s
Staff (スタッフ)
失礼します。
すたっふ: しつれいします。
Sutaffu: Shitsurei shimasu.
Staff: Excuse me.
Matsumoto (松本)
ちょちょちょっと、
まつもと: ちょちょちょっと、
Matsumoto: Cho-cho-chotto,
Matsumoto: Wait, wait, wait,
Staff (スタッフ)
おじゃまします!
すたっふ: おじゃまします!
Sutaffu: Ojamashimasu!
Staff: Coming in!
Matsumoto (松本)
靴置くとこないかも。
まつもと: くつおくとこないかも。
Matsumoto: Kutsu oku toko nai kamo.
Matsumoto: There might not be room to put your shoes.
Narration (ナレーション)
なんと!玄関からいきなり劇セマ!さらに、中に入ると…。
なれーしょん: なんと!げんかんからいきなりげきせま!さらに、なかにはいると…。
Narēshon: Nanto! Genkan kara ikinari gekisema! Sara ni, naka ni hairu to…
Narration: Oh my goodness! Right from the entrance, it is extremely narrow! What’s more, once you step inside…
Staff (スタッフ)
結構、狭いですね…。
すたっふ: けっこう、せまいですね…。
Sutaffu: Kekkō, semai desu ne…
Staff: It’s quite small…
Narration (ナレーション)
そう、この物件は、わずか9平米しかない劇セマ物件なんです!メインの居住スペースはたった3畳ほどで、スタッフが2人入ると、このとおり。そのため…
なれーしょん: そう、このぶっけんは、わずかきゅうへいべいしかないげきせまぶっけんなんです!めいんのきょじゅうすぺーすはたったさんじょうほどで、すたっふがふたりはいると、このとおり。そのため…
Narēshon: Sō, kono bukken wa, wazuka kyū-heibei shika nai gekisema bukken nan desu! Mein no kyojū supēsu wa tatta san-jō hodo de, sutaffu ga futari hairu to, kono tōri. Sono tame…
Narration: Yes, this apartment is an ultra-tiny property of just 9 square meters! The main living space is only about 3 tatami mats, and when two staff members enter, it looks like this. For that reason…
Matsumoto (松本)
私、テレビ置きたかったんですけど、
まつもと: わたし、てれびおきたかったんですけど、
Matsumoto: Watashi, terebi okitakatta n desu kedo,
Matsumoto: I wanted to put a TV, but
Staff (スタッフ)
う~ん。
すたっふ: う~ん。
Sutaffu: Ūn.
Staff: Mmh.
Matsumoto (松本)
テレビないじゃないですか?
まつもと: てれびないじゃないですか?
Matsumoto: Terebi nai ja nai desu ka?
Matsumoto: As you can see, there is no TV, right?
Staff (スタッフ)
確かに。
すたっふ: たしかに。
Sutaffu: Tashikani.
Staff: Indeed.
Matsumoto (松本)
たまにテレビの音聞こえてくるんすけど、ここにテレビ置けてる人、どうやって置いてるの?ってめっちゃ思います。
まつもと: たまにてれびのおときこえてくるんすけど、ここにてれびおけてるひと、どうやっておいてるの?ってめっちゃおもいます。
Matsumoto: Tama ni terebi no oto kikoetekurun su kedo, koko ni terebi oketeru hito, dō yatte oiteru no? tte meccha omoimasu.
Matsumoto: Sometimes I hear TV sounds, but I really wonder, how on earth are the people who managed to fit a TV in here setting it up?
📖 Grammar Explanation
Let’s break down each sentence and analyze the grammar!
1. しらべてみたら (Shirabete mitara)
- Grammar Breakdown: This title is a combination of the dictionary form verb “調べる (shiraberu – to investigate)” conjugated to the Te-form “調べて (shirabete)” and connected to the helper verb “みる (miru – to try doing)”. The conditional form ending “たら (tara – when/if)” is attached, meaning “when we tried investigating.”
2. 駅チカで6万円台⁉激安物件 (Ekichika de roku-man-en dai!? Gekiyasu bukken)
- Particles: “駅チカ (ekichika – near the station)” is a compound noun. The particle “で (de)” is used here as a marker indicating a state or condition, meaning “at the state of being close to the station.”
- Suffix & Sensation: “6万円台 (roku-man-en dai – the 60,000-yen range)” connects the counter “万円 (man-en)” with the suffix “台 (dai – range)”. “激安物件 (gekiyasu bukken – super-cheap property)” is a compound noun that directly follows the previous phrase to capture the viewers’ attention, which is a common modality in Japanese TV headlines (telops) to show excitement and highlight extreme situations.
3. 「テレビ置けない」3畳の生活 (“Terebi okenai” San-jō no seikatsu)
- Clauses & Verb Potential: The quoted clause “テレビ置けない (terebi okenai – cannot place a TV)” is a casual, potential negative sentence (derived from “置ける (okeru – can place)” + “ない (nai)”). The object particle “を (wo)” is omitted between “テレビ” and “置けない” as is common in conversational style.
- Noun Modifier: This clause directly modifies the noun phrase “3畳の生活 (san-jō no seikatsu – 3-tatami-mat lifestyle)” using the modifying particle “の (no)” to connect the room size counter with the lifestyle noun.
4. 松本さん(仮)20代 (Matsumoto-san (kari) Nijū-dai)
- Noun Analysis: “松本 (Matsumoto)” is a surname, followed by the noun “仮 (kari)”, which is a noun/suffix meaning “temporary / pseudonym / tentative” used in brackets to indicate that a real name is being concealed for privacy. “20代 (nijū-dai – people in their 20s)” connects the number to the counter suffix “代 (dai – generation/age range)”.
5. スタッフ: 失礼します。 (Sutaffu: Shitsurei shimasu.)
- Polite Phraseology: “失礼します (shitsurei shimasu)” is a set polite phrase consisting of the noun “失礼 (shitsurei – discourtesy/rudeness)” and the polite verb “します (shimasu – to do)”, used as a modality of humble greeting when entering someone else’s space.
6. 松本: ちょちょちょっと、 (Matsumoto: Cho-cho-chotto,)
- Interjection: “ちょちょちょっと (cho-cho-chotto)” is a colloquial, repetitive contraction of the adverb “ちょっと (chotto – a moment/a little)”. It functions as an urgent interjection when a speaker is flustered or trying to stop someone.
7. スタッフ: おじゃまします! (Sutaffu: Ojamashimasu!)
- Interjection: “おじゃまします (ojamashimasu)” is a standard set phrase using the honorific prefix “お (o)” attached to “邪魔 (jama – hindrance/obstacle)” and the polite verb “します (shimasu – to do)”, functioning as an interjection meaning “sorry for intruding.”
8. 松本: 靴置くとこないかも。 (Matsumoto: Kutsu oku toko nai kamo.)
- Colloquial Grammar: “靴置くとこ (kutsu oku toko)” uses the dictionary form of the verb “置く (oku – to place)” directly modifying the noun “とこ (toko)”, which is a colloquial contraction of “ところ (tokoroo – place/space)” to mean “a place to put shoes.” The direct object particle “を (wo)” is omitted between “靴 (kutsu)” and “置く”.
- Modality: “ないかも (nai kamo)” attaches the colloquial modality helper “かも (kamo)”, short for “かもしれない (kamoshirenai – maybe/might)”, directly to the negative adjective “ない (nai – to not exist)” to express the speaker’s mild, hesitant uncertainty.
9. ナレーション: なんと!玄関からいきなり劇セマ!さらに、中に入ると…。 (Narēshon: Nanto! Genkan kara ikinari gekisema!…)
- Interjection: “なんと (nanto)” is an interjection used to express deep surprise, like “what a…” or “oh my goodness!”
- Particles & Structure: “玄関からいきなり劇セマ (genkan kara ikinari gekisema)” utilizes the particle “から (kara)” to show the starting point “from the entrance” followed by the adverb “いきなり (ikinari – suddenly)” and the noun-adjective compound “劇セマ (gekisema – extremely tight/narrow)”.
- Conditional Flow: “中に入ると (naka ni hairu to)” connects the noun “中 (naka – inside)” via the direction particle “に (ni)” to the verb “入る (hairu – to enter)”, and joins with the conjunction particle “と (to – when/upon doing)”, setting up a temporal connection for the subsequent event.
10. スタッフ: 結構、狭いですね…。 (Sutaffu: Kekkō, semai desu ne…)
- Adverbial Modification: “結構 (kekkō)” is an adverb meaning “quite” or “unexpectedly.”
- Sentence Ending: “狭いですね (semai desu ne)” connects the I-adjective “狭い (semai – narrow/tight)” directly to the polite copula “です (desu)” and the sentence-ending particle “ね (ne)” to express shared feeling and agreement.
11. ナレーション: そう、この物件は、わずか9平米しかない劇セマ物件なんです! (Narēshon: Sō, kono bukken wa, wazuka kyū-heibei shika nai gekisema bukken nan desu!)
- Interjection & Topic Marker: “そう (sō)” is an interjection of confirmation meaning “indeed/that is so.” “この物件は (kono bukken wa)” marks “this property” as the main topic with the particle “は (wa)”.
- Grammar Pattern: This sentence uses the limiting pattern “わずか (wazuka) … しかない (shika nai)”. “わずか (wazuka)” is an adverb meaning “only/merely” and connects to numerical quantities. “しか (shika)” is a particle that means “only” and must connect to a negative verb, in this case, the negative existential verb “ない (nai)”, together emphasizing an extreme, surprisingly small amount.
- Explanatory Style: “劇セマ物件なんです (gekisema bukken nan desu)” uses the explanatory nominalizer “なん (nan – contracted from nado / no)” before the polite copula “です (desu)”, conveying a strong modality of explanation and emphasis.
12. ナレーション: メインの居住スペースはたった3畳ほどで、スタッフが2人入ると、このとおり。そのため… (Narēshon: Mein no kyojū supēsu wa tatta san-jō hodo de…)
- Possessive Particle: “メインの居住スペースは (mein no kyojū supēsu wa)” uses the possessive/modifying particle “の (no)” to connect “main” to “living space” as the topic marked by “は (wa)”.
- Limiting Counter: “たった3畳ほどで (tatta san-jō hodo de)” connects the limiting adverb “たった (tatta – only/merely)” to the counter “3畳 (san-jō – three tatami mats)” and the approximate particle “ほど (hodo – about/around)”, ending in the conjunctional particle “で (de)” representing a state.
- Subject Marking & Conditional: “スタッフが2人入ると (sutaffu ga futari hairu to)” uses the subject particle “が (ga)” to mark “staff” as the doer of the action “入る (hairu – to enter)” with the conditional particle “と (to – when)”.
13. 松本: 私、テレビ置きたかったんですけど、 (Matsumoto: Watashi, terebi okitakatta n desu kedo,)
- Desiderative Tense: “置きたかったんですけど (okitakatta n desu kedo)” uses the past desiderative form “置きたかった (okitakatta – wanted to place)” of the verb “置く (oku)”, connected to the explanatory noun “ん (n)” and polite copula “です (desu)”, and concluding with the soft disjunctive conjunction “けど (kedo – but/though)”, which acts as a modality marker to introduce a topic with hesitation.
14. 松本: テレビないじゃないですか? (Matsumoto: Terebi nai ja nai desu ka?)
- Rhetorical Confirmation: “テレビないじゃないですか (terebi nai ja nai desu ka)” is a polite rhetoric pattern consisting of the negative adjective “ない (nai)” followed by “じゃないですか (ja nai desu ka – isn’t it/as you know)”, carrying a modality of seeking immediate visual confirmation from the listener.
15. スタッフ: 確かに。 (Sutaffu: Tashikani.)
- Adverbial Interjection: “確かに (tashikani)” is an adverb meaning “certainly,” functioning as a standalone interjection of absolute agreement.
16. 松本: たまにテレビの音聞こえてくるんすけど、ここにテレビ置けてる人、どうやって置いてるの?ってめっちゃ思います。 (Matsumoto: Tama ni terebi no oto…)
- Passive & Compound Verb: “テレビの音聞こえてくるんすけど (terebi no oto kikoetekurun su kedo)” uses the object/subject particle “の (no)” connecting “television” and “sound (音)”, which is the subject of the passive-ability verb “聞こえてくる (kikoete kuru – comes in hearing)”, followed by the highly casual explanatory contraction “んす (n su – contraction of n desu)” and the soft conjunction “けど (kedo)”.
- Noun Modifier: “置けてる人 (oketeru hito)” uses the potential state form “置けている (okete iru – is able to place)” in its casual contracted form “置けてる (oketeru)”, directly modifying the noun “人 (hito – person)”.
- Continuous State & Interrogative: “どうやって置いてるの? (dō yatte oiteru no?)” utilizes the compound interrogative “どうやって (dō yatte – how / in what way)” followed by the continuous aspect “置いている (oite iru)” contracted to “置いてる (oiteru)”, ending with the casual question-asking modality particle “の (no)”.
- Quotation: “ってめっちゃ思います (tte meccha omoimasu)” links the preceding quote with the quotation particle “って (tte)”, modified by the colloquial intensive adverb “めっちゃ (meccha – super/extremely)”, and concluding with the polite verb “思います (omoimasu – to think)”.
Vocabulary List
| Word / Phrase | Meaning |
|---|---|
| 駅チカ (ekichika) | close to the station |
| 激安 (gekiyasu) | super cheap |
| 物件 (bukken) | property / real estate |
| 生活 (seikatsu) | lifestyle / living |
| 失礼します (shitsurei shimasu) | excuse me (polite) |
| おじゃまします (ojamashimasu) | excuse me for intruding (polite) |
| 靴 (kutsu) | shoes |
| 置く (oku) | to place / to put |
| とこ (toko) | place (casual of tokoro) |
| ない (nai) | to not exist / there is no |
| かも (kamo) | maybe / might |
| なんと (nanto) | oh my goodness! (interjection) |
| 玄関 (genkan) | entrance / foyer |
| いきなり (ikinari) | suddenly / out of nowhere |
| 劇セマ (gekisema) | extremely tiny |
| さらに (sara ni) | furthermore |
| 中 (naka) | inside |
| 入る (hairu) | to enter |
| 結構 (kekkō) | quite / rather |
| 狭い (semai) | small / narrow |
| そう (sō) | yes / that’s right |
| わずか (wazuka) | only / merely |
| 平米 (heibei) | square meters |
| しか (shika) | only (used with negative) |
| メイン (mein) | main |
| たった (tatta) | only / just |
| 3畳 (san-jō) | 3 tatami mats (a traditional Japanese unit of room size, where one ‘jō’ or mat is about 1.6 square meters or 18 square feet. A 3-tatami room is roughly 4.8 square meters or 54 square feet, which is incredibly small!) |
| ほど (hodo) | about / around |
| このとおり (kono tōri) | like this / as you can see |
| そのため (sono tame) | therefore |
| テレビ (terebi) | television |
| 置きたかった (okitakatta) | wanted to place (past desiderative) |
| けど (kedo) | but / although |
| じゃないですか (ja nai desu ka) | isn’t it? (seeking agreement) |
| 確かに (tashikani) | certainly / indeed |
| たまに (tama ni) | sometimes |
| 音 (oto) | sound |
| 聞こえてくる (kikoetekuru) | can be heard / sounds come through |
| 置いてる (oiteru) | putting / placing (casual continuous) |
| どうやって (dō yatte) | how / in what way |
| めっちゃ (meccha) | super / very much (casual) |
| 思います (omoimasu) | to think (polite) |
Quick Quiz
Fill in the blanks ( ) to complete the natural conversation.
A: ( )5人しか参加希望者がいないのに、このタウンミーティングを開く必要はあるのか?
B: 1人でも来るなら、意味がありますよ。
1: ときどき
2: きっと
3: わずか
🔑 Check the Correct Answer & Explanation
Correct Answer: 3
📝 Dialogue Translation
A: Since there are only a mere 5 people wishing to participate, is it really necessary to hold this town meeting?
B: Even if only one person comes, it is meaningful.
💡 Explanation
The grammar pattern “わずか (wazuka)” is an N1-level adverb that means “only,” “merely,” or “a small quantity.” It is highly compatible with negative expressions and particles like “しか (shika) … ない (nai)” (only / nothing but) to strongly emphasize that a certain figure, amount, or limit is surprisingly small. In this context, Speaker A is complaining about the low turnout of “only 5 people” (5人しか…いない), making Option 3 “わずか (wazuka)” the perfect fit to stress the tiny number. Option 1 (ときどき – sometimes) is an adverb of frequency and does not match the numerical context. Option 2 (きっと – surely/definitely) is an adverb of speculation or conviction, which is grammatically inappropriate here.


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